Training Schedule

Have you ever wanted to train with a world-class law enforcement officer? So have I! Here is your opportunity to attend some classes with author Don Shift. Please read the schedule in its entirety. Sign up soon. Classes fill up early. Be sure to send me an email to join! 
 
Basic SHTF Radio
March 2023, Honolulu, HI
$500
 
Writing a Sequel to Your Novel
November 2022, (Mark Sibley residence) Bumpass, VA
$500
 
Driving Around Your Town While I Point Out Stuff You’re Totally Oblivious To
(by appointment)
$500
It’s like a ride along where you do nothing and an area study for free where I tell you you’ve obviously driven into the bad neighborhood and why that Walmart is a two-gun Walmart.
 
Tri-Tip 101: Santa Maria Style BBQ
Every other Sunday, at my home (livestream)
$500
 
Press Hard, Four Copies: How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People With Traffic Citations
December 2022, Ventura, CA
$500
 
Tactical Beach Lecture Series #1: Avila Beach
July 2023, Avila Beach, CA
$500
 
Evasive Driving
I-75 between Naples and Fort Myers, FL
(open to law enforcement only because we’ll need badges to avoid getting tickets)
$500
 
Lateral Vascular Pool Noodle Restraint
January 2023, Barrow, Alaska
$500
Students must bring their own pool noodes!
 
Tactical Beach Lecture Series #2: Malibu
August 2023, Malibu, CA
$500
Invite your attractive female relatives
 
SHTF Lessons From Rhodesia: Who Likes Short Shorts?
March 2023, Salisbury Harare, Zimbabwe (also livestream)
$500
Signed RLA camo shorts available on my webstore
 
Tactical Beach Lecture Series #3: Santa Barbara
August 2023, Santa Barbara, CA
$500
If you got this far and think I'm serious, please get help.
 
Fallout Survival
SHOT Show week, Las Vegas, NV
$500
Game controller not included
 
Tactical Beach Lecture Series #4: Laguna Beach
September 2023, Dana Point, CA
$500
 
Drone Operator’s Course
June 2023, that famous nude beach in Florida
$500
 
Nuclear Survival Course
February 2023, on the side of the highway near Mercury, NV
$500
 
Tactical Beach Lecture Series #5: La Jolla
April 2023, La Jolla, CA
$500
This course is only for your attractive wives, girlfriends, or daughters (18+)
 
Introductions to Quick Draws in the Locker Room Mirror
January 2023, Powell, Michigan
$500
One pair of Elbeco uniform trousers (green) required per student
 
Tactical Beach Lecture Series #6: Corpus Christi
Spring Break 2023
$500
 
CQB: Go Inside and Shoot the Bad Guy Dumbass
June 2023, Uvalde, TX
July 2023, Parkland, FL
$500
 
Tactical Beach Lecture Series #7: Galveston
Spring Break 2024
$500
 
Less-Lethal Weapons Course (but only the ineffective ones)
April 2023, Burke, Nebraska
$500
Expired canisters of pepper spray included as a free gift.
 
Tactical Beach Lecture Series #8: Panama Beach
Spring Break 2025
$500
 
Shotgun Door Breaching Course
Fall 2023, at a student’s house in New England (I haven’t traveled there yet)
$500
Please bring your own door complete with a knob.
 
Tactical Beach Lecture Series #10: South Beach (that’s the one with boobies in Miami, right?)
May 2023 & October 2023 (if there isn’t a hurricane)
$500
 
I’m also available to be your partner at legendary training facilities like Col Jeff Cooper’s Gunsite in Paulden, AZ, for the low cost of class tuition, gas, hotel, and ammunition.

All classes require students to pay my cost of travel, lodging, and an additional $200 per diem, subject to the fantasy inflation rate of the Biden Administration.

NOTE: Prerequisite to all classes is the purchase of all of my books, in each format: paperback, hardcover, and Kindle. For security purposes, classes will not actually feature Don Shift.