Craft breweries like to come up with clever names for their beers. Walk down the aisle of a place like Total Wine and you'll see all kinds of creative titles. A while ago, why not create a list of very un-politically correct but hilarious beer names?
As you can see, the AI struggles with text, but has come along very well. You can see I was able to trick the AI to generate some risque images but given the titles and the content filter, I was limited with what I could so. My own editing is very limited.
Why Bother?-alcohol free
Light Ice Lite: beer that we distilled the beer out of until it’s just water, caramel color, and 4% alcohol!
Tranny Fluid-same as above
Soy Boy-3.5% lager
Heckin’ Me-4.0% Utah-only ale
Pißwaßer-American style pale lager
Jota Cerveza-Mexican lager
Trailer Trash-light beer
Silicone Bimbo-Blonde Ale
Tinkelbräu-American style Pilsner
Austrian Corporal-Vienna lager
Just Reich-German style Pilsner
Germany’s Back Door-Belgian White
I’m Drinking Perfume-IPA
Long Haired Hippy Freak-West Coast IPA
Tag Team-double IPA
Alternates in odd years with:
Spit Roast-double IPA
Threesome-10% ABV triple IPA
Flat Tire-amber ale
Has the Blonde Left Yet?-brown Ale
Firecrotch-Irish red ale
Chocolate Starfish-porter beer
Titte Mächen-Oktoberfest pale ale
Yoga Pants-pumpkin spice Belgian White
Flannel & Beard-Winter ale
Spicy Tears-summer shandy with lemon & chili flavor
If you are a brewery and want to license any names, let me know.
Note: this an adaptation from my non-fiction book Suburban Warfare: A cop's guide to surviving a civil war, SHTF, or modern urban combat, available on Amazon.